Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Rentetan Interview [Part 6:Rabu]

PT Jaya. Dan PT Konstruksi Suci.

Mandor.

Profesional Engineer.

There are 2 reasons why you want to choose a job.
1. You like the job.
2. You won't forgive yourself in the future for not trying.

Suhu memandang layar monitor. Sebuah file spreadsheet yang isinya pro dan kontra masing-masing pekerjaan. Alt + Tab lalu melihat komen-komen di blog. Membaca sms-sms. Membaca email lama. Apa motivasiku dulu masuk Civil Engineering selain karena ingin mengikuti jejak Bung Karno?

2 Reasons why I choose a job. Konsultan. Do I like the job? No. Will I forgive myself for not trying this? I've tried it, and it is not more than pain in the ass. Mandor. Do you like the job? Yes. No. I dunno. Maybe. But, I will live unhappily if I never give it a chance.

Kuangkat, dan kususuri address book, kutemukan nama Lupin, dan kupencet tombol hijau.

Yow Lupin, Suhu's speaking.
Hey boy, you don't need to call already lah, can come over and start working now. Don't waste time.
Lupin, I have considered the offer.


Hening. Lalu dengan nada seperti Phil di Amazing Race Pit Stop, Suhu mengatakan.

Your company has been eliminated.
I think the answer is negative.
*snort* Huh? Negative arh? Then okay lor. Dowan means dowan lor. Why arh, why why you want to reject. Opportunity not coming twice, okay? You know that the next time won't be this easy, okay?
Yes, I have considered.
Why you don't want to join us?
I think it's because of the job nature, I don't really enjoy working in the office all the time.
So you want go site arh?
Ya, I will join construction company instead.
Good lor, see you can tahan or not, then you come back to me you later say you want air con.
Thank you, sir. Numbnuts
Hey boy, you know construction site, life very tough one you know.
Dunno.
I don't think you are not suitable for construction site.
Well, why?
Tell you the truth, the construction will be very chinese culture. It's difficult for non-chinese to blend you know, some more they will use dialect in daily practice. Difficult lar for you, boy.
Sibeh kanasai, nabeh chaocheebye, my dad chinese my mom chinese whole kampong call me chinese u still want say i not chinese arh, bloody bastard.
Yes, I have considered.
Tell me, you can play mahjong?
Can.
Wah! You play mahjong arh? *kecewa nadanya, kayaknya mau bilang kalau ga bisa mahjong ga bisa jadi mandor.
Yes, a bit.
I see you so academical, very good student. Construction environment very harsh, talk rough language, deal with people with characteristics, do you think you can be one of them?
Yes, I am full of surprise. SUPPLIES!
Then you know already which company you want to join?
Yes, I have considered.
Which construction company?
Maybe PT Konstruksi Suci, sir.
Don't bluff me, don't anyhow say. They offer you a job?
Yes, sort of. The same day you offer me.
Who interview you? Ruhad issit?
Yes.
Can not be, he's the one forward your resume to me, means he dowan you liao.
I see.
I think you misunderstood lah.
I see.
So you think Ruhad offer you a job?
Yes.
I must scold him you know, he give your resume to me already. Means he reject, he can not snatch back when he wanted it. Unethical, you know.
Yes.
Ok lah ok lah, you know what, I call Ruhad now. I will talk to him. See later if got any change maybe you need me you call me.
Yes.


Siang hari itu ditutup dengan perasaan lega sudah bisa memutuskan. Bahwa ingin hidup menjadi mandor. Suhu mengingat semua perjalanan hidup yang telah dilaluinya. Saat semua orang mau masuk Petra dan Ubaya, atau kuliah di Ostrali, Suhu nekad melarikan diri dari kelas dan mencoba kuliah di Singapore. Saat teman-teman Common Engineering mau masuk jurusan EEE [dibaca tripe i, bukan dibaca seperti kotoran manusia], teknik elektro yang terkenal jurusan sejuta umat. Suhu memilih jalannya sendiri di Civil Engineering. Saat yang lain memilih mata kuliah Construction Management dengan kapasitas 120 seats, Suhu memilih Beton Prategang yang sekelas kurang dari 50 orang. Saat hewan lain berkembang biak dengan rajin, aku hampir punah.

Afterall, aku sudah terbiasa memilih yang tidak umum.

Saat semua orang ingin hidup dalam kantor ber-AC. Mungkin aku harus menyapa matahari. To be consistent. Tampil beda, sering dicerca. Tanya kenapa?

Sore hari aku merenungi keputusanku, di depan layar komputer. Tidak lagi menatap file spreadsheet pro dan kontra yang sudah aku delete. Tapi aku terus berpikir keras.

Bagaimana cara menghancurkan barak kanan ya? Ada lima hero di sana dan pertahananku sendiri di ambang batas.

Belum sempat barak lawan hancur, telepon berdering. Wah, ini benar-benar bukan saat yang tepat untuk menerima telepon. Aku teleport hero ku ke fountain of health dan menekan tombol hijau.

Can you call me later, I'm still busy at the moment.


Tapi teleportku di-cancel entangle beruang, dan ular-ular Rhasta mulai meludahiku. Setan hijau Death Prophet juga menghantuiku, dan aku mati.

Okay, who is this? *Masih kesal sambil nunggu countdown revival*
Boy, this is Lupin.
Yes? I thought I have rejected you like 6 hours ago?
I called Ruhad already.
I see.
He said he never promise you any job. You want go DLLAJR interview and inform him later, he said. So nothing is confirm lah.
Yes, I will go to DLLAJR interview, if they accept me then i take, if not then I call Ruhad to join PT.Konstruksi Suci.
By then if you don't have slot in PT Konstruksi Suci you will be jobless you know.
Yes, I have considered.
Then maybe you come back to me I also have found another applicant.
I will be happy to hear that.
I told you already last time, DLLAJR is government, statutory board is never good for you, because..


Belum sempat Lupin menyelesaikan kalimatnya, kulihat barakku mulai terbakar dan countdown revival sudah mencapai 1 digit.

9.

8.

7.

6.

5.

4.

Soli ah, veli veli busy. Bye


3.

2.

1.

Revived. 5 hero lawan ada di base ku. Aku teleport dan menghancurkan markas lawan. Ladies and gentleman, Furion is back, with the refresher orb. 2x duration tree, 2x teleport, 2x bringing trees to life.

Suhu,
DotA, anyone?

5 comments:

spider_alf said...

dota dota dota

arri said...

haha.. furion paling unik memang :p

imambenjol said...

techie ^^

konnyaku said...

ternyata akhirnya tetap saja seorang pendota :p

suhu said...

#spider_alf:
12.101 yow

#arri:
haha magina double basher juga da'best di game itu.

#imambenjol:
techie techie bum bum ala bum bum

#konnyaku:
terakhir aku ke tw, liat anak NCKU maen dota, versinya cina. Langsung ... sedih. Membaca saja aku sulit.